Norm and Frances: 2/28/10

I Have Fought a Good Fight

Saturday, March 6, 2010

I think I Can! I Think I Can!!!!!

I have decided that I wanted to "broaden my horizons" and learn something new. Now, I am not one to try to teach myself stuff like this, cause I am afraid I will mess it up. I am going to call a needlework store and see if they have lessons or will teach me how to KNIT SOCKS!!!!

Think I can do it??? I am trying to keep a positive attitude and tell myself "yes I can". Wish me luck and I will show my end result. I think I can. I think I can!!!!

I am going to attempt to take this:

And make this:

I think I can!!!!!

Action is the foundational key to all success!

Pablo Picasso

MY FAVORITE QUOTE

"If you woke up this morning with more health than illness, you are more blessed than the million who will not survive the week.

If you have food in your refridgerator, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep, you are richer than 75% of this world.

If you have money in the bank or in your wallet, you are among the top 8% of the worlds wealthy.

If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful, you are blessed because the majority can, but most do not"

Childrens Science Exam Answers

Children's science exam answers...

If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!) A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarian Section."
A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. __._,_.___